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My favourite colour is purple. I like it more than blue and red combined. My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.” I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girlfriends. She said, “Ooh, yes.” I said, “Good, because I’m breaking up with you.” I used to be a narcissist. But now look at me. They say makeup sex is the best… Which is lucky, because all my sex is made up. I’ve been dating a homeless woman recently, and I think it’s starting to get serious… She’s asked me to move out with her. I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as…
You and your girlfriend have just made it official. You’ve wined her. You’ve dined her. You’ve tried out all your best bedroom moves and… she’s liked them. You’ve even met her dad, and managed to charm your way through lunch without swearing like a pissed-up pirate, talking about his daughter’s ‘sexy butt’ or being chased out of his house at gunpoint. Feels like all the hard work’s done, right? Nuh huh. There’s one more giant hurdle left to overcome. A few of them, actually. They’re the Simon Cowells of your relationship, the people who – with just a thumbs up or thumbs down – will dictate whether you have a joyous, sex-filled future ahead with your new girlfriend, or if you’re dying a sad, lonely hermit. The BFF Test is…
“If you got sunburnt I’d laugh at first, but then I’d love to help you put your aftersun on” You’ve met a beautiful girl, and it’s all going well. In a fit of alcohol-induced madness, you book a surprise holiday. Then you realise you’ll have to spend the whole week trying to impress her. Luckily, Rebecca is here to help… 01 On the first night, the local sleazeball tries to muscle in on her “Getting chatted up by the locals is something every girl has to put up with when they’re away. Obviously, it’s awkward if I’m there with you. The best way to handle it is to give the guy a talking to, without being violent. If he isn’t listening you can be more forceful, but no girl is…
DJ BBQ SAYS… “It came to me in a dream: the recipe for the most radonkulous burger any mortal has ever tasted. Platters of chicken wings, t-bone steaks and pico de gallo salsa were flashing through my mind when, all of a sudden, the ultimate goliath burger shone down on me from the clouds, and floated onto my dinner plate. The beast had a halo, for Christ’s sake. What I saw made my stomach high-five itself: a cheesy double patty, topped with mushrooms, shredded lettuce and, most importantly, a burger sauce so secret that I think the Gods of Rad may kick my butt for telling y’all. But screw it – here it is, in all its heavenly glory. Enjoy, and don’t forget to Instagram it using #FHMManFood so I…
FESTIVAL FAVE Marley Get Together Look good? Emily says: “A retro-style speaker that harks back to mid-20th century style. A good option if you don’t want anything too modern.” Can I take it to the beach? Yep, the rechargeable battery means you can take it anywhere. The wooden construction also makes it an option if you lose your beach tennis racket. Sound good? The wood casing and twin woofers mean this model delivers a serious amount of bass, even with the sound turned up loud. Our verdict: Great product that works at home and in the middle of a field. We like. 7/10 HEAVY HITTER Harman Kardon Aura, Look good? Emily says: “A lot of thought has gone into the appearance of this speaker, but it resembles a vacuum cleaner.…
Were you excited to shoot for FHM? The shooting for FHM was not just exciting but very interesting and creative. We have spent the whole day trying to find the original looks to create beautiful and not ordinary pictures. I am sure we have managed to achieve this goal. Tell us something surprising about you? I am a big fan of American poet Ellen Bass and my favourite poetry is « Mules of Love» which won the Lambda Literary Award. Interesting enough, this poetry impacted me so much so I have decided to use the pseudonym with her surname. Describe yourself in one sentence. I’m a positive and passionate person and I try to live and enjoy life as best as I can. What are some of your hobbies? Today,…
