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Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.” My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances. Well, she’s in for a shock. A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon. A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?” His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.” The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.” His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.” Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot. The mother who injected her 8-year-old child with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Her daughter didn’t look surprised. What…
BAKED GREATNESS Thanks FHM. April issues’s ‘Bake Like a Man’ feature inspired me to step into the kitchen for the first time in ages and do something other than grab a beer. Here’s the pretzels I made in honour of my favourite magazine. I reckon it won’t be long before I’m making plenty of dough… Neil, via email We’re really chuffed Neil, these look brilliant. Now, if you wouldn’t mind sending them to us, then that would be perfect… Nick Offer-MAN Upon reading your 2018 Cool List in the April issue, I was happier than Ron Swanson in front of a plate of breakfast food. Nick Offerman, for me (and clearly for you) epitomises what cool means in this day and age. Long gone are the washboard abs and fake…
Congrats to @Iammoviemonster who, via Twitter, blew our faces off with this Maryland chicken taco. Here’s what our food boss DJ BBQ had to say: “Woah now, brodawg. Hold your horses. Fried chicken? Maple bacon mayo? BBQ sauce? Frickin’ cheese?! I’m experiencing a knee-trembling foodgasm. Send a paramedic, and send this dude some brewskis.” SHOW US YOUR MAN FOOD! Every month, we select the greatest culinary triumphs that have been submitted on Twitter and Instagram, and award them with a crate of BrewDog beer. Are you the king of crisp sandwiches? Did you make incredible pulled pork last weekend? Then show us with the hashtag #FHMManFood for a chance to win.…
“It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”, is a mantra that’s always helped the nation leave work a little earlier on a Friday to head to their local watering hole for a much-needed pint. It’s an excuse that doesn’t always fly with your boss but when it does, your minor victory against ‘the man’ makes that nectar taste all the sweeter. Cornwall, the southern-most county in England, is a land where that chilled-out attitude is 24/7. If the surf’s up, you’re late for work. If the farmer’s cows are in the road, you’re working from home. If a Cornishman tells you he’ll “be with you dreckly, me ‘ansum”, he means he’ll be with you when he’s damn well ready, you good-looking gent. This mellow attitude is the reason why so many amazing craft…
DJ BBQ SAYS… “Real men cook chilli. I feel kind of dumb even having to say it, but creating a big, bubbling pot of meaty radness to feed a ravenous crowd is a skill that sorts the kids from the bros, the pretenders from the pros, and the girl pants from the big dogs. When I worked at a 24-hour diner up a mountain in Colorado, we had five different types of chilli going on at any time – red veggie, red meat, green pork, green veggie and black bean. That set me up to perfect my own recipe, which I’m passing on to you. Every chef has his secret ingredients, and mine is a fat slug of all-American bourbon. Oh, and a massive sausage to throw it on. Chilli…
01 She asks what you’re doing today but you’re worried about sounding like a boring weirdo “Try to surprise me by saying something that I’d never expect, like cave-diving or something odd. Every guy says he’s going to play football or he’s going to meet his friends for a beer. Tell me you’re going to a pottery class, that’ll make you stand out and I’ll think, ‘Wow there’s really something about this guy.’ Or, even better, tell me you want to hang out. Take me into the city and show me some really beautiful places.” “Every guy says he’s playing football or going for a beer. Tell me you’re going cave-diving or something odd” 02 You can’t remember her name “Nobody wants to hear that, but I guess it happens.…
