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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!” While playing in the backyard, little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and…
“Watching porn together expands your sexual repertoire, which is the key to a long-lasting, enjoyable sex life”, says doctor of human sexuality Emily Morse, the host of hit podcast Sex With Emily. Add this to the fact that a staggering 96% of women surveyed by sex shop Ann Summers admitted they have watched porn with a partner and liked it, and you start to wonder just why us guys are so bloody terrified of asking our better halves if they want to watch a skin flick together. The pros say it’s good for us. The ladies admit they love it. Why is it so easy to wuss out at the prospect of popping the dirty little question? In short, it seems everything could go wrong. What if asking her makes…
Scotland, we’ve had some great times together, and you’ve been there when we’ve needed you most. It’s just Japan can offer something you can’t. Japan has the planet’s finest whisky and, *sigh*, we’ve been getting together behind your back. Please don’t be angry. In our defence, we’re not alone in ditching a classic Highland dram in favour of an East Asian snifter. Since Yamazaki’s Single Malt Sherry Cask 2013 beat off thousands of other competitors to claim the title of 2015’s world’s best (and leaving Scottish-born spirits out of the top five for the first time), it’s easy to see why lovers of the ‘water of life’ have changed their allegiances. Pretty amazing for a country who’ve only been making the stuff for 100 years, versus Scotland’s half a millennium.…
Now you’ve got it, what to do with it? Well, one or all of these… With soda water A Japanese classic, this sounds strange but tastes amazing and super-refreshing. Add a sprig of mint for the full effect. Straight on the rock OK, ice cubes will do, but for the real Japanese deal, one hand-carved fist-sized ice sphere in your glass will keep your spirit chilled for longer. Old-fashioned Replace your go-to whisky with a Japanese single malt and just a dash of a peaty Scotch for a killer classic with a modern twist.…
DJ BBQ SAYS… “If I had my way, I’d wear pizza like a warming poncho. I’d bathe in its molten cheesiness. I’d introduce its name into the English vocabulary to mean ‘rad, awesome, brilliant’ and use it in everyday conversation. ‘Hey, DJ BBQ, how was your weekend?” “Man, it was pizza! The weather was pizza!” I’m an inch away from shedding a tiny tear as I write this, thinking about a pizzaless world. “Luckily, that can never happen. With this recipe, pizza is always right around the corner with this assemble-on-the-hob circle of radonkulousness. OK, so you’ve gotta plan ahead a bit to get the fresh dough ready, but that’s the hard part. After that, you’re seconds from greatness on a plate. These are my favourite toppings, but you know…
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 It’s been eight long years since Rockstar released their seminal cowboy epic Red Dead Redemption to raving reviews and fan adoration. And after eight long years Rockstar Games finally delivers the sequel everyone has been waiting for and in true Rockstar fashion the sequel is actually a prequel. Set in 1899, 12 years before the original, a robbery goes horribly wrong in the town of Blackwater and protagonist Arthur Morgan and his gang are forced to flee across the heartland of America in a desperate attempt to the avoid long arm of the law, but can Morgan keep this rag tag gang of outlaws together or will they tear themselves apart from the inside? Rockstar Games are known for creating epic adventures set in sprawling open…