Licki
A cat brush shaped like a tongue you hold in your mouth to “bond with your fur baby… by communicating in their love language.” Can we get it in flavors? say, maybe, calico or Persian? (amazon.com, $24.99)
The Clip-on Man Bun
Business in front, party in the back—and hipster passé up top! (walmart.com, $9.99)
Toilet Nightlight
Peek-a-poo, anyone? Seriously, just grab the god-damn iPad back from Junior. (glowbowl.com, $14.99)
iPotty
A great way to keep squatting tots occupied and, more important, protect your precious iPad. (amazon.com, $39.99)
Office Blinders
These babies debuted at SXSW and will help keep you focused in your open office, but don’t make the mistake I did. Remember, your boss can still see you. (greenfunding.jp, 29,800 yen)
Ostrich Pillow
Here at Fast Company, when the…
