Narrator 1: Once upon a time, there was a wee, wee Mannie who had a big, big coo. One morning, out he went to milk her. But the big, big coo would not stand still. She kicked up her heels.
Mannie: Hoot! What is that about? What is a wee, wee Mannie to do with such a big, stubborn coo?
Narrator 1: So off Mannie went to talk to his mother.
Mannie: Mither, wee, wee Mannie cannot milk the big, big coo because she won’t stand still.
Mother: Hoot! Go tell that big, big coo to stand still.
Narrator 1: So off he went to the big, big coo.
Mannie: Big coo, you cannot have your way.
I say, “You must stand still today!”
Narrator 1: But the big, big…