“MAY I HELP YOU?”
SETTING THE SCENE It’s Thanksgiving, a time for rest and relaxation. Or, in the case of Neal Page (Steve Martin) in this John Hughes perennial, fist-clenchingly high levels of stress. Here, after a nightmare journey home, he finally snaps, unleashing a gloriously red-band rant at a chirpy car-hire agent (Edie McClurg).
INT. ST. LOUIS AIRPORT — DAY
Having trudged across Tarmac, fallen down a snowbank and had his hat squashed by a van, Neal is waiting in line at Marathon Car Rental, face like thunder.
Agent [on phone]: Oh, gee, Marie, you’re a stitch. [Giggles] No, mom’s gonna do the turkey. Yeah, Dad wants ambrosia, so I guess we gotta get those miniature marshmallows. And I’ll do the crescent rolls and you do the cranberries. You…