HOME MAKEOVER
Ntombi goes to her local bank and asks to see the manager. When she’s ushered into his office she says, “I want a loan as I am going to divorce my husband.”
“Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces,” the manager informs her. “We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, cars, businesses, home improvement . . .”
“Stop right there,” Ntombi interrupts. “This definitely falls into the home improvement category.”
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
“It’s a guy thing” – there’s no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance of making it logical.
“Uh huh”, “Sure, honey” or “Yes, dear” – these mean absolutely nothing. They’re conditioned responses.
“It would take too long to explain” – I have no idea how it…