SOUP-ER
While having supper with his family a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting,” his dad replies. “Don’t talk about things like that at the dinner table.”
After dinner the father says, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me earlier?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup but it’s gone now.”
TEATIME
A father is impressed when his three-year-old daughter offers to bring him a cup of tea while his wife is out shopping.
When his wife arrives home her husband says, “Watch this!”
The little girl serves her dad tea again.
“Thanks, dear,” he says, before taking a sip.
Then the wife says to him, “Did it occur to you that the only place she can…