HORSING AROUND
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily for him a farmer passes by with his big old horse, Benny.
The man asks for help and the farmer offers to have Benny pull his car out. He backs Benny up and hitches him to the man’s car bumper.
Then he shouts, “Pull, Nelly, pull!” Benny doesn’t move.
Then he shouts, “Come on, pull Ranger!” Still, Benny doesn’t move.
Then he shouts really loud, “Now pull, Fred, pull hard!” Benny just stands there.
Then the farmer nonchalantly says, “Okay, Benny, pull.”
Benny immediately strains forward and easily pulls the car out of the ditch.
The out-of-towner is very appreciative, but curious. He asks the farmer, “Why did you call…