THE annual Shag Islet Cruising Yacht Club Rendezvous will once again be held at Gloucester Passage, this year over the weekend 24 to 27 August.
If you are a sailor who does not enjoy socialising, swapping stories, being prone to mild exaggeration, helping out when required, laughing at jokes and dancing, then you are strongly urged not to attend. To everyone else, it is time to plan.
Dust off the pirate outfit, restuff the fake parrot, stock up on new jokes and loud shirts plus even iron your official SICYC vice commodore polo, actually maybe you should wash it first.
Time to check your yacht's party lights, sort out the flag collection, service the boat, check the sails and rigging, dust off the kite and replace its string, polish up…