THE English have a rich tradition of inventing things and then not using them properly. Perhaps nowhere is this more evident than in our football team. Association Football, to give it its proper title, was created alongside the Football Association in 1863, with 13 laws ratified at the Free-mason’s Tavern on Great Queen Street in London. In terms of international success for England, it has been mostly downhill since then, apart from in 1966, when Bobby Moore held the Jules Rimet trophy aloft at Wembley Stadium in front of 98,000 fans and millions more watching at home.
For the first and only time, England were world champions, having defeated Mexico, France, Argentina, Portugal and, famously, West Germany on their way to victory. The players—Moore, Alan Ball, Bobby and Jack Charlton,…