Future Publishing Ltd, 121–141 Westbourne Terrace, Paddington, London W2 6JR
0330 390 6591; www.countrylife.co.uk
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‘Please note that our staff work from home—and also, at this time of year, from the beach, so please be tolerant if you hear the sound of seagulls, people playing volleyball or jet skis. You are currently number 53 in line.
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