Ah, retirement!
“My husband, Chuck, just retired. One day, after we canned garden vegetables, he showed our grandson Logan one of the great perks,” says Karen Heiler of Dansville, Michigan.
No Grace on My Face
When I was quite the self-conscious 20-year-old, it was important to me to always be poised. One particular day, I think I missed it by a mile.
My friend, Chuck, and I were in the college cafeteria. I’d just gotten myself a cup of soda, and I sat down opposite him at a table. While I was chatting away, I absently picked up my drink for a sip. Unfortunately, the straw missed my mouth and went straight up my nose!
Teresa Ambord Anderson, California
The Envelope, Please
No matter how hard you push the…