‘Ah, Mgedlisto, fancy meeting you here.” “Ah, City. That is what we do now. We meet only at funerals.”
“That is true. But I am talking about meeting at the toilet.”
“Hehehe! So you also don’t bring your bodyguards to the toilet.”
“How are you, Mgedlisto? I hear Mthiyane said you didn’t appear at the commission because you’ve been sick.”
“Ah, it’s old age, City, pains and aches you can’t explain.”
“No, Mgedlisto … let me wash my hands so we can have a proper handshake.”
“Hehehe! Yours is a presidential thing, City. If you shake my hand after washing it, then I don’t have to ever wash my hand, hehehe!”
“Eish, Mgedlisto, you never stop. We must have coffee, man. We can’t meet in the toilets like this.”
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