JACK: Where do fish get their money?
EVAN: Tell me.
JACK: The riverbank.
Jack C., Haddonfield, New Jersey
Talia: If monsters use powers to walk through walls, what do humans use?
Leora: What?
Talia: A door.
Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
HENRY: What did the tree say to the other tree?
BILL: I don’t have a clue.
HENRY: Nothing. Trees can’t talk.
Henry W., Bloomington, Indiana
AYN: What did one bee say to the other one?
SCOUT: What?
AYN: “Give me a buzz when you get home.”
Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
AIMEE: What do you call a bear in the rain?
ANDY: I haven’t the foggiest.
AIMEE: A drizzly bear.
Aimee S., Northbrook, Illinois
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Wesley S., Manville, New Jersey
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