Dear Marvin,
Do your pranks really work? Sometimes I try pranks on my brother and they never work. For example, on April Fools Day I put a creepy spider in the fridge and when he opened the fridge he didn’t even see it!
Love, Apple B., age 8,
California
Dear Apple,
Brothers can be obtuse sometimes, so keep at it! Maybe you need a bigger spider? That sounds like an excellent project for my new lab. If it works, I’ll send you one.
Arachnistically,
Marvin
Dear Whatson,
A good book for you is The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane. It’s by Kate DiCamillo. It is about a china rabbit. Why are the fairy tales in the 3000s at the library?
From,
Leah S., Connecticut
P.S. When is your birthday?
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