Hi Marvin and Bot, Can you speak Russian?
Потому что я могу. I heard that you’re writing a joke book. Here’s one for you: Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya-who? Don’t get too excited, it’s only a joke.
Пока Bye, Lucas S., age 9, California
Dear Lucas,
Thanks, that’s a good joke! So far I only speak raccoon Russian, but Bot has a built-in translator. Processing....and output says “because you can, for sure.” Is it hard to learn two alphabets? I have trouble with just one.
Пока, Marvin and Bot
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